Bumper to Bumper: Liberals, Conservatives, and the B-Sticker Industry

There’s no better illustration of the stark partisan split than the ideological battle that conservatives and liberals are waging every day on the roads….

Popular Liberal Bumper Stickers
The rapture is not an exit strategy.
Bush never exhaled.
Who would Jesus torture?
Stewart Colbert 2008
Bush is listening. Use big words.
The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
That’s OK. I wasn’t using my civil liberties anyway.
Think. It’s Not Illegal. Yet.
At least in Vietnam Bush had an exit strategy.

Popular Conservative Bumper Stickers
In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned.
Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun.
If you’re gonna burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first.
Run, Hillary, Run (placed on front of car).
My honor student beat up France.
Protest Noted. Now shut the hell up!
No oil for Pacifists.
Spotted owls taste like chickens.
If guns kill people, then spoons make Michael Moore fat.
Stop global whining.
Except for ending slavery, fascism, nazism, and communism, war has never solved anything.

by Rena Silverman

2 Responses to “Bumper to Bumper: Liberals, Conservatives, and the B-Sticker Industry”

  1. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA

    this is why i love you.

  2. It’s funny that I hear conservatives saying that only liberals put their ideological beliefs on a 6″ by 2″ sticker on the back of a car.

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