we don’t know what he’s done
we don’t know what he stands for
or why he wants to run
we don’t know if hes capable
or even if hes sane
but…like…lets vote Obama!
he’s handsome on his plane!
but..what if he’s dishonest?
or maybe really dense?
he might name katie couric
secretary of defense
or maybe hell go crazy
with several wars unfurled
but woohoo! lets vote obama!
its only just the world
he might fall down like jerry ford
or bore us like al gore
or in japan like old g bush
puke sushi on the floor
he might trade arms for hostages
then later not recall
or rant like richard nixon
to the paintings on the wall
he might be weak like carter
or mean like L.B.J.
he might have secrets in his pants
who knows he might be … ?
he could undermine our allies..
and threaten global peace
or cause another civil war
or worse become obese…
he could shred the constitution
and leave our troops unpaid
sell nukes to north korea
(maybe shag his aid?)
he could…burst our nation’s budget
leave everything amiss
but hey lets vote obama
he can’t be worse than this!
posted by rena silverman
